Jokes / Jim and Edna

Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn't come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so dives in and pulls him out.

Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his office and sayes 'Edna, Ive got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, we are releasing you as you are obviously sane 'saving anothers life'. But unfortunately, the bad news is that Jim hanged himself in the bathroom ...'

'Oh no' Edna replies, 'that's where I put him to dry !'

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Doctor Jokes, Jokes,

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Jokes / Hilarious chinese learning lesson

I think you need a facelift
Chin Tu Fat

Are you hiding a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P.
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man
Dum Gai

Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table.
Ai Bang Mai Ni

It's very dark in here.
Wai So Dim

Hilarious Chinese learning lesson

Has your flight been delayed?
Hao long Wei Ting?

An unauthorized execution.
Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet?
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone.
No Pah King

You are not very bright.
Yu So Dum

I got this for free
Ai No Pei

I am not guilty!
Wai Hang Mi?

Please stay a while longer.
Wai Go Nao?

They have arrived.
Hai Dei Kum

Stay out of sight
Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile.
Wa Sing Ka

Your body odor is offensive.
Yu Stin Ki Pu

Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?
Wai Yu Sing Dum Song

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International Jokes, Jokes,

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Jokes / Irish shopping

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each
time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.

When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.

"' Scuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had
done, "what was that all about?" 

"Nothing, said the Irishman, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives.

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International Jokes, Jokes,

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Jokes / Art exhibition at the National Gallery

A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a park bench. The man in the middle had a pink penis.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.

He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society.

"In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society."

After the curator left, a young man in a West Virginia T-shirt approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"

"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple.

"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there are no African-Americans depicted at all. They're just three West Virginia coal-miners, and the guy in the middle went home for lunch."

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Cool Jokes, Jokes,

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Yo Momma Jokes / So...

Yo momma so fat she woke up in sections.

Yo mama soo stupid she googled google.

Yo mama so hairy that people runs up to her and say”chewbacca can i have your autograph?”.

Yo mama so dirty when i threw her on the ground i got arrested for litering.

Yo mama so fat she was on both sides of the family.

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Yo mama jokes,

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Yo Momma Jokes / So Damn Fat !

Yo momma is so fat, you can't tell if she is coming or going.

Ur momma’s  so fat, she hitch-hikes on dump trucks.

Yo momma’s so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!

Ur momma’s so fat she tripped over Kmart, stumbled over WalMart and landed right on Target.

Ur momma’s so fat that she needs a sock for each toe.

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Yo mama jokes,

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Yo Momma Jokes / So Ugly

Yo Mama so ugly, on Halloween people dress as her!

Your momma's so obsessed with herself she strips in front of the mirror!!!!!

Yo mamma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said to infinity and beyond.

Your momma's so poor when i went in her house and stood on a burning cigaratte she said who turned off the heating

Yo mama so stank, even dogs won't sniff her crotch. 

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Yo mama jokes,

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