If only losing weight was as easy as losing my cell phone, my keys, my temper, or even my mind I’d be SO skinny! Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in the fruit salad. Girls work on their looks but not their minds b’coz they know boys are stupid, not blind. Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you. I hate long distance relationships. That
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