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Traditional CapitalismYou have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.BureucratismYou have two cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away. FascismYou have two cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. SocialismYou have two cows. You give one to your neighbor.CommunismYou have two cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.NazismYou have two Cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
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