Quotes - Just for fun

funny quotes,

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"I offended you with my opinion?
You should hear the ones I keep to myself."

"If I had a dollarfor every time Ithought about you,I would start thinkingabout you."

"If you always expect the unexpected,

  doesn’t that make 

the unexpected expected?"

"When you’re seriously trying to watch something

and your whole family decides to have a competition

to see who can be the loudest."

"I’m not saying I am batman.

I’m just saying no one has ever

seen me and batman 

in the same room."