10 Funny Quotes

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• My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
• Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
• Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
• A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
• You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
• It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
• Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
• It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
• There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
• It is no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another.