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but the Ice Cubes got stuck
in my nose . . ."
"Men go shopping to buy what they want.
Women go shopping to find out what they want."
"Whenever you’re sad just remember that
you don’t look like you did in
6th grade."
“So the Samsung Galaxy S4 is revealed. I have a feeling Apple will sue Samsung for spelling 4S backwards”.
"Saw a Chinese kid and a black kid wave to each other today.
Gave me hope for the future.
Or another Rush Hour movie."
"Ironically,
the people you meet by accident are often the ones who become an important part of your life."
"Cell phone brings you closer to person far from you.
But it takes you away from the ones
sitting next to you!"
"That awkward moment when twins are fighting,
and one calls the other one ugly."
"I don’t need apple maps to get completely
lost in your eyes."
"I love it when someone texts me 5 minutes in a row
but then 30 seconds later
they cant even answer the damn phone."
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