Jokes / Prepared

Jokes, Religious Jokes,

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Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father

and said solemnly, 

"Baptism is a serious step.  

Are you prepared for it?"

"I think so," the man replied.  

"My wife has made appetizers and we have a 

caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our 

guests."

"I don't mean that," the priest responded.  "I mean, are you prepared

spiritually?"

"Oh, sure," came the reply.  "I've got a keg of beer and a case of 

whiskey."