Quotes

While in the shower:

2% Cleaning body

8% Singing

90% Winning fake arguments.

I solve many of my problems
by simply
ignoring them.

Trying to understand women
is like to trying to smell
the color 8.

How do i kick someone in the face

without hurting their feelings?

Most people want a perfect relationship . . .

I just want a hamburger that looks like the

once in commercials.