Funny Quotes

"Always follow your brain . . .
Your heart is stupid as fuck !"

"I got 99 problems
and they're all
due Monday."

"I got 99 problems
and I'm not dealing
with any of them."

"Self control:The ability to prevent
myself from beating the shit out of
someone who desperately needs it."

"Theacher:
3xy + 2y² = a-z. Find x.
Me:
It’s in the middle of 3 and y."

"Dentist:
So what are your plans for summer ?
Me:
GSSGRRAFGRSV GDSGFSDFASF FAFFFYSSFFFXD.
Dentist:
Sounds like fun!"