Minggu, 20 Februari 2011

Jokes / What if your husband is programmer


Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening dear....I'm now logged in."
 

Wife: Have you brought the groceries?
 

Husband : Bad command or filename.
 

Wife: But I told you in the morning
 

Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?
 

Wife: What about my new TV?
 

Husband : Variable not found . . .
 

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do someshopping.
 

Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied
 

Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
 

Husband : Too many parameters . . .
 

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
 

Husband : Data type mismatch.
 

Wife: You are useless.
 

Husband : It's by Default.
 

Wife: What about your Salary?
 

Husband : File in use . . . Try later.
 

Wife: What is my value in the family.
 

Husband : Unknown Virus.


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