Jokes / Funny Restaurant Signs

"Our great food will never leave you!"

"Please leave a pet outside."

"It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink.
Please wail."

"Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!"

"We serve people like you as good food!"

"The shadiest cocktail bar in Bangkok."

The name of a Chinese Restaurant in Kuala Lumpur.
"Soon Go Fatt"

Sign in a Taiwan cafeteria:
"Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying."


"Closed 

Thank’s to our visitors!"