Some funny Quotes and e-cards

It’s all fun and games,
until someone calls the cops.
Then it’s a new game!
Hide and seek.

 My life is all math!

I am trying to add to my income,

subtract from my weight,

divide my time

and avoid multiplying.

 

Be that kind of woman that,

when your feet hit the floor

each morning

the devil says

“oh crap she’s up”