Quotes

"I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down."

"Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to.
I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive."

"Don't forget Mother's Day.
Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."

"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"

"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?"

"When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life."

"The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere."

"If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry."