5 rules in every Chuck Norris movie

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There are 5 rules that can be applied to almost every Chuck Norris movie.

Rule 1: Chuck Norris never reloads
Rule 2: Chuck Norris always hits first
Rule 3: You can't run or hide from Chuck Norris
Rule 4: Everything he touches becomes a weapon
Rule 5: Chuck Norris never miss his targets