Jokes / World Ideologies Explained

Traditional Capitalism
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

Bureucratism
You have two cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away.


Fascism
You have two cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.

Socialism
You have two cows. You give one to your neighbor.

Communism
You have two cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

Nazism
You have two Cows. The State takes both and shoots you.