Jokes/ Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

There are things, you really don't wanna hear during surgery:
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• Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
• Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop
• "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
• Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
• Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
• Hand me that...uh...that...uh.....thingie
• Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
• “Ok, will finish that crap later!”
• Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
• “Guys the game begins, turn on the tv!”
• Damn, there go the lights again...
• “What the f**k is this? Don’t know…push it back..”
• "You know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."
• Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
• Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.
• What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!
• Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
• This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
• Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?
• Don't worry; I think it's sharp enough.
• What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
• She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!
• FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out of here!