Jokes / Snow White and the 7 dwarfs

One day the seven dwarfs were coming home after a hard day’s work. As they approached the house, they heard some sounds coming from the garden.

Their curiosity aroused, they stood on each others’ shoulders until finally one of them could see over the garden wall.

The dwarf at the top sees Snow White and the Prince sitting and talking in the garden. He says to the dwarf whose shoulders he is standing on, “Snow White is with the Prince.”

This in turn gets passed down, dwarf to dwarf, “Snow White is with the Prince”
“Snow White is with the Prince”
“Snow White is with the Prince”
“Snow White is…..” (and so on) until it has reached all the dwarfs.

Then the dwarf at the top says:

“They`re Kissing”

Again the chain starts:
“They`re Kissing”
“They`re Kissing”
“They`re Kissing”
“They`re …….”

“He`s taking off her clothes”
“He`s taking off her clothes”
“He`s taking off her clothes”
“He`s taking off…………”

“They`re both nude now”
“They`re both nude now”
“They`re both nude now”
“They`re both………”

“He`s about to make love to her”
“He`s about to make love to her”
“He`s about to make love to her”
“He`s about to……….”

At this point Snow White hears a sound near the wall, so she gets up to investigate.

The dwarf at the top sees this and says:

“She`s Coming..”

“So am I”
“So am I”
“So am I”
“So am I”
“So am I”
“So am I”