Jokes / Top 10 reasons why TV is better than WWW

Below are the top ten reasons why the television is better than the World Wide Web:

• 10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.

• 9. When was the last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Error 404" message?

• 8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV-even on MTV.

• 7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.

• 6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.

• 5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign.

• 4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.

• 3. You just can't find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.

• 2. Set-top boxes don't beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.

• 1. You can't surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.