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• Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. 

• Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

• Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

• Google no longer runs searches on Chuck Norris.

• Chuck Norris doesn't step away from the vehicle. The vehicle steps away from Chuck Norris.

• Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

• Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

• According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

• Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

•  Chuck Norris get his driver's license at the age of 16 Seconds.

• Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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