Jokes / What if your husband is programmer

Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening dear....I'm now logged in."
 
Wife: Have you brought the groceries?
 
Husband : Bad command or filename.
 
Wife: But I told you in the morning
 
Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?
 
Wife: What about my new TV?
 
Husband : Variable not found . . .
 
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do someshopping.
 
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied
 
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
 
Husband : Too many parameters . . .
 
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
 
Husband : Data type mismatch.
 
Wife: You are useless.
 
Husband : It's by Default.
 
Wife: What about your Salary?
 
Husband : File in use . . . Try later.
 
Wife: What is my value in the family.
 
Husband : Unknown Virus.