Yo Mama Jokes / Damn Fat

Yo mama so fat, her nickname is "DAMN"

Your mama so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

Your mama so fat, she has to buy two airplane tickets.

Your mama so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo mama so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet.