Yo Mama Jokes / Arms so short

Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

 

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

Yo momma so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."