Yo Momma Jokes / So Fat and Ugly

Yo mamma  so fat that when she saw the ocean she said “oh a kidy pool” 

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror Michael Jackson came out and said "Beat it bitch!"

Yo momma so ugly that when she looked in the mirror her reflection ran away.

Yo mama so ugly she has to have plastic surgery every month.

Yo momma so ugly, she turned the blind man to stone!