Jokes / "Mirror, Mirror, on the wall"

A woman got an antique Magic Mirror from the flee market which claims
will make your wish come true. 

So the woman took it home and made a
wish : " Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, please make my breast to
forty-four." 

Suddenly, the magic happens. Her breast is getting larger
and larger to size 44. 

Her boy friend saw what had happened to her and
couldn't wait to make a wish himself. 

So the guy said to the the
mirror: " Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, please make my " it" to the
floor." 

Then the " Miracle" happens. The guy's legs were getting shorter
and shorter and finally his " it" did reach the floor.