Jokes / A Horny Bastard

Animal Jokes, Jokes,

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Rick`s first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, `What animal is this?`

`A cat!` said Suzanne.

`Good job! Now, what`s this animal?`

`A dog!` said Paul.

`Good! Now what animal is this?` she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.

The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, `It`s what your mom calls your dad.`

`A horny bastard!` called out Rick.